The creation of "evil" :p

Evil is created by the God-man,
to have something to be protected from.
"THE EVIL HAS COME.....so take refuge...
I'M SAFE. i believe in God!"
I look on as he preaches faith
and tells me that i have sinned.
He tells me my eyes are filled with hate
and I'm the reason his God was pinned!


Then he lights an unlit candle,
with the power of his mind!
I ask him what use that would be,
when i put it up his behind?

"IF THAT DID NOT IMPRESS YOU,
I'M SURE THIS ONE WILL"
He took my bottle of water,
and an empty chalice he filled.
"Now keep your eyes on the laden cup
see the water turn to wine!"
I said "thats well and good father,
but i rather, like champagne!"
He glared at me with bright blue eyes,
"HOW DARE YOU MIMIC THE WORK OF GOD"
I apologize, rather sincerely and add
" and the wine tastes a little odd"
This enraged the bishop, I guess he
muttered a little curse.
"I'll compensate your troubles father" and
i take out my back pocket purse.
"Do you know it's illegal to pretend to be
a holy man"
I tell him, as i handcuff him, and put him in the back of my van.
He finally realized he was done for,
and gave me a knowing nod.
And in deep rooted irony, looks
up and says "HELP ME, GOD..."