How my smart friend is stuck in a time warp loop.

My friend's Stuck in Britain for the past six years..
But i know the truth. He's been stuck only two years... over and over again.
He put together all the money he had and went to
trick the people who BUILT the time machine into giving him a free ride.
Talk about ambition!
His theory was, that he'd pay the guys, go back in time, and come back just a second,
before he gave them the money, and would walk away!
All of us had thought that was smart, so he jogged on.
Evereything went according to plan and he went and saw
Hitler, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and this little kid called jack,
jack nicholson. and he told jack how he should try acting.
All those fond memories... he'd never had a better time!
And then he was tired and wanted to go back home,
and rest.
so he came back a moment before he paid them....
and forgot that he ever went.
So he paid them again and
Evereything went according to plan and he went and saw
Hitler, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and this little kid called jack,
jack nicholson. and he told jack how he should try acting.
All those fond memories... he'd never had a better time!
And then he was tired and wanted to go back home,
and rest.
So he came back a moment before he paid them...

And this has been going on for the past 6 years...er 2 years.
But in my time....
My smart friend....
he's vanished,
vanished to walk on till lunacy.